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Here are 100 of the best funny quotes I could find. The goal? To make you relax, laugh, and have a good time! 😂 Life is short and the happiest people are those who live lightly ( with a smile on their hearts). You'll discover quotes by Bill Murray, Tina Fey, Jim Carrey, and more. Enjoy! I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Steven Wright
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Charles Shulz. "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.". - George Carlin. A day without laughter is a day wasted. Charlie Chaplin. Political correctness is tyranny with manners. Charleton Heston. If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. Dalai Lama.
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"I never trust a flat butt - they're always up to something." "My butt is so big, it has its own gravitational pull. I call it 'Butt Force'." "A wise man once said, 'If at first you don't succeed, shake your butt and try again.'" "I'm not saying my butt is magical, but every time I sit down, a unicorn appears."
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Funny Quotes 1. "I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later." —Mitch Hedberg 2. "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the.
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Dusty Rhodes. If you do what you love, you're going work your butt off every day. Johny Hendricks. I'm not trying to be this cool girl. If you're trying to be something you're not, it's slowly going to bite you in the butt. Bella Hadid. Be different, stand out, and work your butt off. Reba McEntire.
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THEY CAN'T GET AWAY THIS TIME.". - Lewis B Puller. "The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.". - Steve Jobs. "Scar tissue is stronger than regular tissue. Realize the strength, move on.". - Henry Rollins. "When you're good at something, you'll tell everyone.
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The old famous. " I'd agree with you, but then we both be wrong " Is a classic. 9. Please crawl back out of my life. Never say this to a woman, she will straight up kill you for that smart ass quote. 10. The lowest of the low. When you want to say to someone they are so low it's even lower than the rock bottom. 11.
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The funniest butt jokes 1. What did the butt cheeks say after being sick of the nonsense? We can stop this crap. 2. Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks. 3. What has two butts and kills people? An assassin. 4. What do you call a zombie's butt? A dead end. 5. What do you call a ghost's butt? Boo-ty. Photo by David Em/Humor Living.
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I'm Just Gonna Park My Ass Right Here Its Funny Cuz U Think U Can Beat My Ass Lol, That Post Made My Day Meanwhile At Walmart… Phone Battery At 1% Get To The Charga Say Good Morning Before I Knock Yo Ass Out So You Have An Opinion About My Life Somewhere Right Now There's Someone On Your Page That Nap You Take After Yo Mama Whoop Yo Ass
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1. "When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark." 2. "I'm not saying I hate you, what I'm saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life ." 3..
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Want to be a musician? Learn an instrument. Do you want to be the next Cris Angel? Go to magic School and learn a spell. Want to be a smartass? Use hilarious smartass quotes; it's that easy. Just be warned, not everyone will welcome these quotes with open arms. These quotes are not from Corinthians 13: 4-8, and it is most likely not a wedding.
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Sarcastic Quotes. 1. "Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.". - Steven Wright. 2. "When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.". 3. "I am not young enough to know everything.".